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MERCH OBTAINED! As I begin closing in on finishing my illustrated novel BRICK MANNIGAN: PUBLIC DICK, I also begin ramping up promotion...

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Is this a serious question? Tell me you're not serious. Seriously, are you being fucking serious right now? I really hope for your sake...

Brick accidentally shut the car door loudly enough to wake Dale on purpose. Dale came to, somehow already in the passenger’s seat. He was...

“Well you know how the saying goes; there’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Dale "Wimpy Jim" Dewey breathed a sigh of relief....

“Button? Button?! What are you, twelve? Real cars don’t fucking have fucking buttons! They have handles! HANDLES! In a real car you work...